Church Bulletin Bloopers

I thought everyone might enjoy a little humor. These are real mistakes found in church bulletins.

** "The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning."

** "The Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday from 7 to 8pm. Please use the back door.

** "The third verse of 'Blessed Assurance,' will be sung without accomplishment."

** The Rev. Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience."

** "The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession."

** "The Pastor will preach his farewell message, after which, the choir will sing, 'Break Forth In Joy'."

** "In honor of the Easter season, sister Johnson will lay an egg on the altar."

** "A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, also a short antidote for it."

** "Hymn No. 58, 'Gold Will Take Care Of You'."

** "Do you know what Hell is like? Come in and hear our organist."

** "Thursday night - Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow."

And my personal favorite.....

** "A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the church basement. Music will follow."