Bulletin Bloopers: Part Duex

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** Wednesday at 7:30pm there will be a meeting of The Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please meet with the minister in his study.

** Please remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

** Today's sermon: "How Much Can A Man Drink?" with hymns from a full choir.

** The eight-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' in the church basement. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

** Ushers will swat late comers at these points in the service.

** For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.

** As maintenance of the churchyard is becomming increasingly costly, it would be appreciated if those of you who are willing, would clip the grass around their own graves.

** The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.

** The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Allen Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

** The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.